Customer Reviews
Flaming poetry! - By: The BlackFerret, 15 Jan 2008 
Yes, it's a genuine work of art.
Inspired by cartoonist Ronald Searle, who caricuatured his hideous Japanese POW camp guards as horrible little English school-"gels", St Trinians is typicallly English. It also contains every filmic cliche known to man, & then some!
Despite which, its' charm,mirth & general appeal remain undimmed. A distinguished cast totters between completely inspired anarchic lunacy, surreal interruptions from staid educational Civil Servants, the inimitable Spiv, Flash Harry, & occasional realisations that they are actuallly supposed to be the voice of authority-well, intermittent realisations, anyway!
Not only should it never have worked, despite Alistair Sim,Joyce Grenfell, Beryl Reid, Hermoine Baddeley & George Cole in the cast, it should, after 54 years, be fit for the dustbin. Is it hell! I've just laughed my socks off at it for the 99th time this weekend, which is not bad for someone who never attended such an establishment(good job, with MY five-o-clock shadow!!).
Please give yourself a treat soon & relive a truly funny film-it's an enduring gem;as Shirley Bassey sang-Diamonds are Forever!
Very funny - By: S J Buck, 19 Sep 2007 
The opening section of this film is very funny. After the school holidays end the St Trinians girls return to their school. This causes panic in the local town. Shops are being boarded up, the local Policeman starts taking tablets & in the end the town is deserted. This is the best section of the film & you wouldn't expect it to maintain such a high standard. However it nearly does & laughs are to be had throughout the whole film.
The cast are a joy. The inimitable Alistair Sim stars as both Head-Mistress Millicent Fritton & her bookie brother Clarence. A young George Cole is Flash Harry. Amazingly Cole's character is very Arthur Daley like. I wonder if this was the original inspiration for Minder? With Joyce Grenfell, Irene Handl & Joan Sims as well the cast alone should have you watching.
The plot revolves around a race-horse owned by the father of one of the pupils. Naturallly it is stolen & various factions of the St Trinians girls are involved. If you haven't seen the film for many years, this a great reminder of a classic period for British films. Wonderful comedy from a different era.
not the first actually......... - By: philip freeman, 18 Aug 2007 
Although this little comedy is well worth a view, & is certainly better than the sequels that follow it is not as stated on this site the first in the "st trinians" series of movies. Alister Sim also starred in the wonderful comedy of 1951 "the happiest days of our lives" which features Margaret Rutherford as Headmistress of St Trinians girls school. Unfortunately, this film has only ever appeared albeit briefly in VHS format. It is high time this comedy classic was given full dvd release (please)
Terrible tykes, gin and horses, and the great Alastair Sim as Millicent Fritton, headmistress at St. Trinian's - By: C. O. DeRiemer, 02 Aug 2007 Choose your fate: The terrible tykes of the fourth form, playing practical jokes that involve axes, or the...ummm...well-developed girls of the sixth form, who discovered some time ago cigarettes, gin, sex & how easily men can be led astray. The problem is that one set comes with the other. They are alll there at St. Trinian's, that remarkably easy-going English school for girls led by headmistress Millicent Fritton (Alastair Sim). As Miss Fritton is fond of pointing out, "In other schools girls are sent out quite unprepared into a merciless world, but when our girls leave here, it is the merciless world which has to be prepared." Miss Fritton sounds something like a melding of Julia Child & Eleanor Roosevelt, & definitely has Sim's droll & deadpan comic genes.
In The Belles of St. Trinian's, a sly, chaotic comedy from the team of Frank Launder & Sidney Gilliat, St. Trinian's is, as usual, on the brink of financial disaster. Salvation may be at hand, however, when a rich sheik sends his daughter to join the fourth form & receive a proper English education. The sheik also is a horse owner & one of his prize racers, Arab Boy, is being trained near the school for a race. It's only a matter of time before the fourth-form girls form a racing pool & bet heavily on Arab Boy, with Miss Fritton adding to the pool what funds the school has left. (Much of the fourth-form girl's money comes from the gin they make in chemistry, then bottle & lower by rope to Flash Harry (George Cole), a Cockney fixer, for distribution. "It's got something...I don't know quite what," says Miss Fritton on sampling the stuff, "but send a few bottles up to my room.")
Miss Fritton, however, has a brother, Clarence Fritton (who, by some coincidence of casting, also is Alastair Sim), a bookmaker who not only has placed a bundle on another horse, but who also has a daughter. And he has placed the precocious Arabella in the sixth form to keep him informed. Soon the sixth form has kidnapped Arab Boy, the fourth form has taken the horse back, Flash Harry has joined forces with Miss Fritton, the sixth-form girls are determined that Arab Boy will not leave the second floor of St. Trinian's, Clarence & his Homburg-wearing gang have arrived, parents are driving up for Parent's Day & the Ministry of Education has arrived in the person of a very proper inspector. Total war breaks out at St. Trinian's. It's hard to say which is more dangerous, the African spears or the flour bombs.
Alastair Sim as Millicent Fritton turns in a tour de force performance. Miss Fritton is a talll woman with a stately bosom, fond of long gowns with embroidered lace & Edwardian hats with lots of feathers. She takes everything in stride, even a fourth-former pounding at something in chemistry class and, after hearing an explosion a few minutes later, the results. "Oh dear. I told Bessie to be careful with that nitro-glycerine!" She is firm in believing that St. Trinian's is "a gay arcadia of happy girls." Sim was one of Britain's great eccentric actors. Other than the sheer chaos of alll the little (and not so little) girls doing terrible things, he delivers much of the film's pleasure.
