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Teenage Caveman [2001] (REGION 1) (NTSC)

Starring: Paul Hipp, Andrew Keegan, Tara Subkoff, Richard Hillman, Robert Hill
Director: Larry Clark
Format: Anamorphic Closed-captioned Colour Dolby DVD-Video Full Screen NTSC Subtitled Widescreen
Released: 02 Jul 2002
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Worthless nonsense - By: Prof TBun, 28 Oct 2007
This is intended to be a silly titilating horror movie. But it is so pathetic as to be nothing but annoying. There is no humour, suspense or surprises. There is no worthwhile storyline or character development & even the gore is undestated & dull. There is a little gratuitous female nudity if that is what you are looking for.

I do enjoy the occassionly cheap horror flick, so don't misunderstand me. Give me Toxic Avenger over this drivel every time.
Bad...yet strangely entertaining - By: , 10 Jan 2005
Let me get one thing straight here. This is a BAD film. In terms of the storyline it is one of the most bizarre & ridiculous films I have ever seen. However, my mates & I found it reallly entertaining. We sat & watched it one night & laughed for the entire duration. Therefore it is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. The gore alone is amusing but the regular (hilarious) sex scenes just clinch it. Therefore my recommendation is as follows...if you take things too seriously don't bother. But if, like me, you have a childish sense of humour then watch it, you won't regret it.
Could the real Larry Clarke please stand up? - By: Mr. Od Smith, 21 Jan 2003
No doubt that most people that rent/buy/ watch this film will only do so because "It's by the guy that did Kids." Well, if you do so on that methodology, prepare for a shock, & certainly not a pleasant one.

Straight up, this film sucks. It's appallling. It's awful. Have you got the point yet? No? This film is pure, Grade A garbage, pure & simple.

It seems to be split somewhere between Clarke doing Kids-lite, & Stan Winston (how did they rope him in?) having a laugh with some ropey SFX that look like he was trying to pay off his credit card bill after buying every dinosaur from the Jurassic Park lot. The plot is, well, apocalyptic, & a bunch of teens leave their caves for the big city, & partake in some sex, drugs, & rock n' roll with some kids in the big city, but can't handle it in a very extreme way, which is Stan's cue for some SFX that wouldn't look out of place in any straight to video, bottom shelf, no-budget, less brains slasher flick (so good, they show one sequence twice - dear God). AND THAT'S IT. I have just saved you a couple of hours to do something else, be grateful, go & watch Donnie Darko; same run time, infinatly better.

Kids was good, Bully was good, Teenage Caveman is...an accident. Check the dictionary under "Film-maker's Folly", & the video cover will be there. From top to bottom, this is tripe. Watch if you are a sado-masochist, or more likely into straight to video, bottom shelf, no-budget, less brains slasher flicks, in which case you are beyond redemption anyway.