![]() | Starring: Ardal O'Hanlon, Dermot Morgan, Frank Kelly, Pauline McLynn Director: Declan Lowney Format: PAL Released: 20 Aug 2001 RRP: Average Rating: ![]() |




The Irish isle of Craggy Island is home to three priests in this BBC comedy mini-series. I use the term "comedy" loosely. There's Father Ted (Dermot Morgan) & his young assistant, Father Dougal Maguire (Ardal O'Hanlon), whose chief duty appears to be caring for the previous parish pastor, the aged Father Jack Hackett (Frank Kelly). In the first episode, at least, Fr. Jack's role is limited to sitting drunk, insensate, or simply in the throes of senile dementia in his favorite chair, aroused only long enough to throw empty booze bottles at the television, drool uncontrollably at the memory of young, Catholic-school girls long past, or shout incoherent deprecations at Father Dougal. Dougal, on the other hand, has the mind & mannerisms of a silly adolescent. Compared to these two, Father Ted is so normal as to be boring. The plot of this first episode also involves the host of a national television broadcast coming to the island to interview Father Ted on the topic of priests in isolated places. (In the only marginallly good line whatsoever, Ted tells the visitor over the phone that he'll know he's reached the island when he sees the boats painted with radiation symbols dumping nuclear waste into the sea.)
True, I probably didn't give the series a fair shake. But what I saw was so boring, so tasteless, & so stupid that it doesn't even rise to the abysmal level of current American sitcoms. There are several off-beat British telly comedies available on video to U.S. audiences that are infinitely better, including THE VICAR OF DIBLEY, THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY, & BALLYKISSANGEL.
The jacket containing the FATHER TED DVD claims that it's the "best comedy about three priests on an island". Good heavens, how many can there be? And imagining the plots & quality of the others simply boggles the mind.

Father Dougal McGuire lives simply. The sun is always shining in his world. Always accidentallly callling Bishop Brennan "Len", he is the idiot of the four.
Father Jack Hackett is the most drunken, fowl & abusive priest you've ever seen. He is either sleeping, drinking, screaming for drink or just screaming.
Mrs Doyle is THE housekeeper from hell. Constantly afloat ona sea of tea, if you could read her brain it would be just TEA. Always offering cups, & if you refuse, she'll keep pestering you for ages.
Want to see Dougal annoying the priestly feeling out of Ted? Want to see Mrs Doyle annoy Bishop Brennan? Then buy this DVD, & enjoy the show.
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