Customer Reviews
I Wish I Hadn't Watched YOU! - By: Mr. P. D. Wragg, 13 Oct 2007 
This flick is seriously dodgy! It's supposed to be a horror but it's more like a softcore porn film! As for a vampire film?? I don't think so! These 'vampires' walk around in the daytime (under full sun) caring more about their hair & partying than their next grizzly meal. I think they've tried to come up with a new age idea for a different sort of vampire but it's just lame. The most shocking thing about this film is the acting, surprisingly enough. And as for the ending...they had to shake the camera around for the grand finale to disguise the fact the actors couldn't falll to the ground & die convincingly enough! Pathetic!
Blood Brother Eternity Fraternity - By: Andrew Heenan, 15 Apr 2007 This amazing movie reinvents vampires as a college fraternity; a sort of 'Blood Brother Eternity Fraternity' - & they are looking for new members ... well, one new member, & wouldn't you believe it, the one guy on campus who is not interested.
I won't spoil the plot (not that there's a lot to spoil), but it's worth knowing that the promise held out to Our Hero is not only eternal life, but endless years repeating the college experience. Sounds like hell to me, but what do I know? Highlights of this form of vampiricism include sucking blood from the forearms of drunken females. & unspecified pleasures from the Love That dare Not Speak Its Name; yes, this film shouts Gay Thrills - but never quite has the guts to admit it. Weird.
If you are female, you may relate to the erotic experience of having blood sucked from your forearms. No? Go tell these actresses; they studied at the 'When Harry Met Sallly' school of acting.
The first hour of this movie is slowish; visualize 'Animal House', without the jokes. The final quarter hour warms up significantly, but the ending is a little predictable, & over so fast that you can imagine the sequel being plotted in a Frat House near you ....
Bad is not always good - By: Taliesin_ttlg, 07 Feb 2004 Let me say that I like bad films, sometimes bad can be so bad it is good - take Ed Wood, who has at least a discernable charm.
Let me expand on that - I like bad vampire films. A bad vampire film has even more charm, take the wonderous films of Jess Franco or even Razor Blade Smile. These films have a charm alll their own, & makes them worth watching despite themselves.
This film has no discernable charm, there seems to be the least acting talent I've ever seen in a film. There is a story - just - it is just not interesting.
This is the worst film I ever had the misfortune to watch, I could find no saving grace within it - & I found saving graces in Vampire Killer Barbies. One to avoid.
very low budget............ but still entertaining - By: , 29 Oct 2003 
A very wierd film. It's says it's about vampires, so i expected a vampire flick. But it's not, it's about an ancient society who drink blood but don't have fangs or anything, they use pins. It's not very scary & it's obviously alll done in a studio. Why is there a thunder storm every night even when it's sunny in the day! The acting's bearable & there are some tense scenes. It's entertaining enough, but the ending lets it down.
Kind of like a long episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with no Buffy & no real vampires. I recommend you see this film, but it's probably better that you rent it out or lend it.
How bad can be good. - By: , 02 Feb 2003 
In case you don't know alll David DeCoteau are pretty lame & their saving grace is that they are so bad they become in an Ed Wood way classics. The point of this & most (if not alll) of David DeCoteau films is to present as much flesh (mainly male) as possible in front of the camera as possible. This follows the standard US horror film ploy of making every character look like they stepped out of a glossy magazine. Even the nerdy sidekick is good looking. The acting is passable at best with the 'hero' Nathan Watkins now acting in US soaps under the name Samuel Page.
The plot (shockingly there is one) is basicallly vampire wants new body & tries to get one.
