Customer Reviews
Mr No Talent marries a rubber doll! Wahey...not. - By: Freudd, 05 Jul 2008 
Can there be any reason to even consider buying this book? OK, we'll ignore the fact that this 'man' is a one hit wonder from the eighties whose only current claim to fame is being hitched to someone else whose only claim to fame is derived from having huge false breasts & no brains. That's right, we're ignoring these minor facts! Let's move onto trying to find a reason, any reason to read this mindless hogwash.
Interested in wild music bio's? Read 'Hammer Of The Gods' or even Nikki Sixx's winging nonsense. This man has never done anything more exciting than have TWO mars bars backstage instead of one. THis is probably why, when he saw the wobbling milk glands of his future wife appearing from a jungle clearing, he fell in love rather than callling David Attenborough.
Ugh..it's too depressing for me to carry on. Sorry. His 'music' is useless wombat bile, his wife is a hideous chav stripper & their children are revolting throwbacks to a lower level of evolution. These people should be arrested for attempting to enter our minds & those of our children with the intent to stupify, uglify & generallly lower the quality of the world we live in! Avoid like the stinking plague they are....
All About Us: My Story - By: Suzy Clements, 09 Apr 2008 
Brilliant book. I wish Peter & Katie & family alll the best they have worked very hard for their success
It's like the new book I have just read by Racheal Baughan she too has made a great achievement
To me people like these people have a real story to tell. All these people get my Vote anyday!!
Well Done To you alll..!
Suzy
Rubbish - By: Brendan O. Clarke, 13 Feb 2008 Why would anyone want to buy a book 'written' by a man who once admitted on a TV chat show that he has never even read a book?
The sooner everyone stops pandering to this self important, egotistical, unpleasant & completely useless super-tan man, the sooner we will stop having to see his gormless face peering up from every magazine cover.
OK tosh - By: JJ, 02 Feb 2008 
If you are looking for an intellectual tome of academia you're in the wrong place, but if you want simple jolly fun from a nice boy from a big kind family who fallls in love with his princess after a few 'ups & downs' & lives happily ever after this is a straightforward, lighthearted, no brain required, have a nice day, tittle tattle, pass the sun tan lotion, escapism, simplicity. It does what it says on the packet. It's not a problem.
Horribly shoddy product. - By: Brad P. Haupt, 31 Dec 2007 I tried to place this item in every conceivable way, but it is simply the worst doorstop ever made. I even tried the Norwegian Crosslay, but the door just keeps shutting tight. I was forced to return it for a full refund.
