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Winning with One-Liners: 3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lines to Tickle Your Funny Bone & Spice Up Your Speeches

By: Pat Williams
Binding: Paperback
Publisher: Health Communications
ISBN: 075730057X
ISBN-13: 9780757300578
Released: 02 Aug 2002
RRP: £10.05
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Customer Reviews

Funny bone remained untickled! - By: Francis Webster, 25 Feb 2008
Humour is subjective. I tired of this book before I got to page 60, without a single chuckle.
The book has gone into the bin because I did not want anybody to find it in my library & risk them judging my sense of humour by this volume. American humour at its slickest is very clever. This book is not clever!
Have a giggle - By: Laura De Giorgio, 11 Feb 2008
Whether you intend to give speeches or would just like to brighten your day, you'll enjoy this book.

I fondly remembered a remark made by famous hypnotist, Dr. Milton Erickson, that "within every fat person, there is a thin person waiting to be excavated", when I read the following one-liner:

"Inside of me there is a thin person trying to get out, but I can usuallly sedate him with five or six doughnuts."

Here are few more examples from this book:

"Always be on the lookout for new ideas. Why, the guy who invented the spray paint got the ideas when he sneezed while he was drinking the tomato juice."

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Kid: "When I grow up, I want to be a philanthropist. They always seem to have lots of money."

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Do you know what doctors write to pharmacists in Latin on those prescription pads? "I got mine, now you get yours."

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"I always hold hands with my wife. If I let it go, she shops."

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Teacher: "Who's happier: A man with five million dollars or a man with five children?"

Student: "The man with five million."

Teacher: "Why?"

Student: "Because the man with five million always wants more."