Customer Reviews
Don't take Scooter too seriously! - By: F. A. Garcia-West, 15 Aug 2008 
Anyone giving this album 1 star & saying "they are not exactly Paul Van Dyk or Tiesto" is an idiot. Do you not realise that Scooter are just taking the p!ss? All the tracks are proper Euro trash with hilarious lyrics "it's not a bird, it's not a train, it must be Dave who's on the train" - this is clearly meant to be tongue in cheek. The album is great fun & makes you laugh out loud not to mention tap your feet. The new stuff is fantastic & fits perfectly with "jumpstyle". Check out Patrick Jumpen on You Tube to see some Jumpstyling to Scooter, v catchy! I saw Scooter live in Berlin years ago and, believe me, they are just having a laugh. Don't get offended, just get jumpin'!!
Happy Hardcore Nostalgia - By: D. Argiz, 14 Aug 2008 Im ten years on from the hardcore scene & fancied some nostalgia, this didn't disappoint, was worried that this might be either too commercial or heavy for me but the balance is great & the tunes are superb!
5 Star no doubt about it & great value, enjoy!
If you liked Scooters nessaja, logical song etc buy this immediately! - By: Rebecca Dixon, 12 Aug 2008 
Did you love The Logical Song, Nessaja, Posse when they came out in the 90's?
If you did, ignore the negative reviews & buy it. This will bring back so many memories, & there are many songs I'd never heard before that are now my favourites.
How Much Is The Fish is so bizarre, but an amazing track!
I haven't changed CD's in my car since I bought it 3 weeks ago- & I drive around alll day for work. That's how much I love it.
Stick some bass on, crank up the volume, & try not to look embarrassed.
Although I think it's pretty cool.
And I don't wear Burberry, trakkies or baseballl caps. ;)
Foot stomping - By: Robert P. Splaine, 08 Jul 2008 There is a real divide with Scooter, it's either Love Em, or Hate em.
I love them. I was so into the late 80's house music, & this is the only
music nowadays that is similar to it for me. Give Scooter the due, they
would have been s popular at the start of house, & would have
added so much more diversion.
I bought it it 2 weeks ago, & have most the tracks, but hey it's a
compilation. The first track, "The Definition", you know what
is coming. Boy do you turn up the volume.
Being 50 & liking Scooter is not the norm, l can assure you, especiallly
when you go & see them in concert, l get "Alright grandad".
I find listening to the Cd's in my own space, brings back memories
of the nights l have seen them, & how much l have enjoyed them.
The Cd is a no brainer, if you love Scooter you'll love this.
JUMPING ALL OVER THIS CD - By: stuart, 17 Jun 2008 
How do people like this get record deals with lyrics like the painted cow & dave on a train. This group should have stayed in the 90's when hardcore music was in fashion.
They are not exactly Paul Van Dyk or Tiesto, they are just rip off merchants. The CD isn't exactly cutting edge in music - a 9 year old could have made this cd on his playstation.
I can see the draw with the chavs buying this as they are just kids with no musical taste.
Jumping All Over The World is terrible with lyrics like diggy wiggy wiggy. I would rather stick a rusty kitchen knive in my ears then listen to this garbage anymore.
I also see the draw with the 2nd cd being a cd full of so callled "clasics". If you have any taste in decent music & are looking for deeper meaning lyrics that arn't I painted my houe red then I painted my cow then burn this cd as there is no other place deserving for it.
I feel sorry for whoever buys this & if you have then be prepared for your eardrums to be tortured.
